Do you and technology not get along? You use the microwave at work and somehow erase all the payroll records. You put your card into the bank’s ATM, but all you get back is some plastic confetti and the sneaking suspicion that you just sent your money to Peru. And sometimes you worry that your garage door opener is trying to turn the other appliances against you.

Then our comedy defensive driving class is the way for you to go.

You’ll get all the benefits of a Texas defensive driving course by just sitting and enjoying a professional comedian presenting the information. The only technology you’ll have to deal with is a television, and someone else will be pushing the buttons.

Find a class near you:

• Dallas
• Ft. Worth
• Arlington
• Houston

And Surrounding Cities

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Let me guess: your job eats up your time like Homer Simpson in a doughnut shop, and your kids suck up the rest of your day like little vacuum cleaners. Your To-Do list looks like a phone book, and no matter how many times you’ve called the Dog Whisperer, he still refuses to teach Fido to mow the lawn.

Your schedule is full, and you’ve got to fit a driving safety course in with everything else.

That’s when our online defensive driving course is the perfect solution. It’s available whenever you want to work on it, and it's fun and smart, a real step-up from some tedious online courses. There’s no other online comedy defensive drive course like it.